clem-style:

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penis-hilton:
“ hello friends i am here
”
dailytweets:
“this is the realest shit i’ve ever seen
”
mezzosexual:
“Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
”

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

lokixadcmxaddict:
“ sixpenceee:
“ Christmas vibes for a college student
”
Wow meeee
”
30-minute-memes:
“Pile em on
”

66latex:

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